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Amy. 19. England.
Five foot nothing also referred to as Shrimpy.
I'm either indifferent of completely obsessed there is no inbetween, so expect a variety of posts, some personal, some not.

PleAse PLEASE send me messages and chat, it gets lonely here in little old Norfolk!!

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castielismycherrypie:

spoken-not-written:

incognito-burrito:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

YOU CRUMB

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1 week ago
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THE MAGIC BEGINS - A character you’d like to see more of on your dashboard

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3 weeks ago
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shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via twerkyoucleverboyandremember)

3 weeks ago
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I can’t finish The Fault In Our Stars. I’ve got to page 271 and I can’t make myself read on.

3 weeks ago
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I have never been so happy to be bleeding from my vagina before

3 weeks ago
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom:GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother:that's not fair
Mom:DO AS I SAY.
Brother:You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:I CAN HEAR YOU.
3 weeks ago
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its-a-punk-rock-christmas:

wonderdontwander:

This is probably the best picture I’ve ever seen in my life how have I never seen it before omg

They look like they’re those kid rappers that play on commercials from the 1990’s

its-a-punk-rock-christmas:

wonderdontwander:

This is probably the best picture I’ve ever seen in my life how have I never seen it before omg

They look like they’re those kid rappers that play on commercials from the 1990’s

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1 week ago
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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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3 weeks ago
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im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

Ready?

Elsa and her adorably dorky lopsided grin. How I love her.

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3 weeks ago
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birdlikeplant:

the—art-of-doing-nothing:

Before he tried to kill Harry did Voldemort look like an older Tom Riddle or did he look how he did when he came back?

closer to the latter! The exterior change was caused by the process of splitting himself into horcruxes, and Harry was the eighth horcrux, so he was probably very similar-looking.

I though that may have been the case, no one can use that much dark magic and not be affected! Thanks for answering :)

3 weeks ago
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tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

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3 weeks ago
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zohbugg:

vilsa:

k-lionheart:

asian:

*tears up*

Get ready for the Disney movies, people.

So I’m reading the article and then this:

 For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.

German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

zohbugg:

vilsa:

k-lionheart:

asian:

*tears up*

Get ready for the Disney movies, people.

So I’m reading the article and then this:

For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.

German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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3 weeks ago
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