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Amy. 19. England.
Five foot nothing also referred to as Shrimpy.
I'm either indifferent of completely obsessed there is no inbetween, so expect a variety of posts, some personal, some not.

PleAse PLEASE send me messages and chat, it gets lonely here in little old Norfolk!!

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meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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9 hours ago
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johnstached:

In which they have no time to waste +

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9 hours ago
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forever-kitteDrn:

boneycircus:

fauxcyclops:

morelikekanyebest:

only-ronnie:

i will never not reblog this

Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.

He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking

^^^^

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3 days ago
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zherleck:

It’s great when once in a while one of my older posts pop up as liked/reblogged in my activity because it’s like.. Oh, I didn’t know that was still going around.. 

3 days ago
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zero-cool2492:

xlestatx72:

Cats and Technology!

sassy-spoon This is just for you! Hope it makes your day better

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3 days ago
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prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

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9 hours ago
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phirouzeh:


I will never get tired of this picture

phirouzeh:

I will never get tired of this picture

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9 hours ago
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mischiefmalfoy:

THE MAGIC BEGINS - A Harry Potter Challenge » 11 - A character death you wish didn’t happen

Harry heard Bellatrix Lestrange’s triumphant scream, but knew it meant nothing — Sirius had only just fallen through the archway, he would reappear from the other side any second…

But Sirius did not reappear.

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10 hours ago
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californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

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3 days ago
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professordumbeldore:

professordumbeldore:

do you have 67 protons because you’re a image

If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity 

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3 days ago
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the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

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3 days ago
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