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Amy. 20. England.
Five foot nothing also referred to as Shrimpy.
I'm either indifferent of completely obsessed there is no inbetween, so expect a variety of posts, some personal, some not.

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second-breakfast:

can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER

(Source: remusjohnslupin, via my-flourish-and-blotts)

14 hours ago
75,870 notes
Wow, that’s a lot of cocks and anuses. I almost forgot it was Friday.
~ my husband, watching me scroll through Tumblr (via snacksforshezza)

(via thescienceofjohnlock)

4 days ago
180 notes

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

5 days ago
483,969 notes

kirbsuperb:

I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝

(via twerkyoucleverboyandremember)

5 days ago
145,957 notes
baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

(Source: memewhore, via therearetoomanyurlstaken)

5 days ago
222,627 notes

adderlovesbatman:

death-will-be-me:

heyfunniest:

School of Rock appreciation post

was this movie even real omg

Yes it was and its the best thing ever

(Source: caughtinbetween10and20, via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

5 days ago
285,429 notes

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

carrionofmywaywardson:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.

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I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life

(via i-comeundone)

5 days ago
160,724 notes

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn, via twerkyoucleverboyandremember)

5 days ago
429,578 notes
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics, via pygmyyhippo)

14 hours ago
210,909 notes

- Sherlock, I’m home- 

- Hello, John.
- Hello, Watson.
- You’re late, dear Watson.

(Source: sherlockspeare, via benedict--cumberbatch)

4 days ago
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simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

5 days ago
176,490 notes

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular, via therearetoomanyurlstaken)

5 days ago
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likepotato:

tehcheshirecat:

peacelovefairytales:

Disney + Strong Hip Game

I just realized that Meg is like “I’m off the stage. Elsa you take over.” and Elsa is like “Aww yiss, here I fucking am.”

And then there’s Jasmine and Esmeralda flirting with each other.

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YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

5 days ago
215,584 notes

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

5 days ago
73,759 notes

daenerystargayren:

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

5 days ago
36,926 notes